those birds are gay

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

Sweetiepie council

hey can you come over and surgically remove this heavy, aching rot from my heart? we can watch a movie afterwards

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

"kids are so whiny and annoying" you want them to be dependent on adults and obedient and silent and convenient but also independent and not needing anything but also without any sense of autonomy and agency but also going outside and getting off their damn phones but also staying inside so they don't get into trouble but also recognizing they have it good but also that the new generation is mindless and stupid but also just say what they want in clear and emotionally mature words but also stop asking for things AND you want them to not be pissy about it? get real