Mall Cop Varkon

When Matt has his glasses he would get his eyes dilated sometimes.

Shiro is ashamed at how easily immature jokes can make him laugh. If Lance ends up going on a tirade of bad jokes he needs to slip out of the room before he loses all respect from his team.

If anyone actually gets him to crack up publicly, that person will win all the money.

underwear is a swear word

No one knows how he acquired them, but Lance once started a water balloon war between himself, Hunk, and Keith that lasted the span of a week. It ended after a stray balloon hit Pidge while she was working on her laptop and she retaliated by hacking into the Castle’s drones to make them chase Lance, Hunk, and Keith around firing water balloons at them. Shiro nearly pissed himself laughing.

Lance has a Heelies collection.

Pidge’s family is Jewish.

And Keith is also fluffy and cute, isn’t he?

screams I managed to get this done (Shiro can just dress up as as the non clone version of himself lmao))

Happy Birthday my favourite Paladin!

When you’re not a big birthday person but your friends are

During his first birthday back on Earth, Krolia woke Keith up with a lullaby she used to sing him when he was a baby. Keith thought it was the best birthday gift he had in years. They spent the entire day together, with Krolia just doting on her son the entire day.

Keith, who likes hippos