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FAQ:

Q-Why are you brainrot-elvis and not tumblr-elvis?

A- i wasn't allowed mama

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#woah mama #tumblr brainrot #elvis presley #elvisverse #elvisposting #Elivii #faq post #intro post

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onedirectionforever

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

onedirectionforever

turns out i am gay

monsieurenjlolras

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

alexanderwales

I was reading through the U.S. Copyright Office's "What Does Copyright Protect?" page, mostly to make sure that I wasn't being wrong on the internet, but I absolutely love that this is part of their FAQ:

How do I protect my sighting of Elvis? Copyright law does not protect sightings. [,,,]

There are only 12 questions on the FAQ, and this is one of them.

phelia-on-main

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brainrot-elvis

i haven't used this account in ages why am i who you thought of for this it's very funny

#elvisverse #woah mama #tumblr brainrot #elvisposting #elvis presley #brainrot elvis #elvis #elvii #elvis posting

its been a very inactive year but thanks for the luv

#tumblr brainrot #elvis presley #elvisverse #woah mama #elvisposting #brainrot elvis #elvis #elvii #elvis posting

cutecipher

thank you for putting a random white boy on my post i guess

cutecipher

he will be going in the acid though goodbye white boy

aberrantemotion

OP NO. ADDING A WHITE BOY TO A VAT OF ACID CREATES A "THE JOKER.:

cutecipher

fuck.

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woah mama what's good

#elvis presley #tumblr brainrot #elvisverse #woah mama #elvisposting

oldpaintings

The Duel and The Reconciliation, 1884 by Émile-Antoine Bayard (French, 1837–1891)

learnedmyspots

Photo credit to @glowstickblood

strange-aeons

Oh my god

elvis-official

Hey, Elvis. Just wanted ta let ya know, I found Colonel Tom Parker at the casino again…

Woah mama get his ass

elvis-official

woah mama can you congratulate my friend on their autism diagnosis

Woah mama congrats on the autism

elvis-official

ELVIS IS YOU

SHOE IS BLUE AND SUEDE

MAMA IS WOAH

ELVIS IS OFFICIAL

HUMMINA IS HUMMINA

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gluetun

CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

windows-98

boysbooksandbandsohmy

I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart as is gonna ruin your life

pfaugh

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

elvis-official

hey elvis? would it be morally bad for me to purchase hogworts legacy on sale?

Yes, don't even think about the game at all. Let it and Joanne's empire fade from memory

woah mama my shoes are suede and Tumblr blue

#woah mama #elvisverse #elvis presley #elvisposting #elvis #brainrot elvis #elvii #elvis posting

brainrot-elvis

woah mama, where's the Muppet joker

brainrot-elvis

woah mama my question has been answered (?)

#the muppets #muppet joker #elvisverse #elvis presley #woah mama #tumblr brainrot #kermit the frog #kermit x joker

the-muppet-joker

Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

#what the fuck #What #Is this real #i'm losing it #Is op ok #elvisverse #tumblr brainrot

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the-muppet-joker

Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

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beetle juice????? yikes !! ummm i think I’ll stick with APPLE juice if that’s okay with everyone !!!

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