love is a cunning weaver of fantasies and fables

doctor who is so fucking back babey!!!

freshman year of college I (a simple lesbian) met a gay dude and we instantly clicked and started talking about our childhoods and stuff and discovered we were born in the same hospital on the same day so we became each other's beards and watched hentai together every weekend

That sentence started and ended in very different places

REAL

Well it's safer than having ribs removed, probably cheaper too

i don't mean to toot my own horn, but...

There’s going to be a lot of uptick in onion discussions I see

If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science

If i was a kittycat i would review mewvies on litterboxd

for some reason i never followed this up but this took all of two weeks to become true lmao

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Wait hold on gotta look something up