probably not a good idea

        "Did you just——"            ”Young man, pick yourself off the ground——-!!”

"HEY. You threw off my groove, man."

"See—- the thing is,            you came to me.”

"Don't speak."

"Ya. But then you wouldn’t have a mustache. I could fix eyebrows while still keeping them on my face."

"I don't know about that."

"I’d rather sad eyebrows than sad facial hair. Because like－eyebrows can be fixed." 

"You realize I can shave. Right."

"I think what we really need to be talkin’ about here is that mustache of yours.”

"Yeah, let's talk about how my facial hair is literally sad right now looking at your eyebrows."

         ”Are you done blabbing about yet?”

"I'mma need you to leave."

Do I still have facial hair. 

"No, but your eyebrows all messed up."

"I actually h i g h l y doubt that."

"You think I won't? You actually think I won't. Whooo -- Lord, send me some strength I'mma need to knock this boy flat on his back."

        —— “Am I allowed to punch you?                            Because I really want to.”

"Try it. I'll knock ya ass out."

You’re awfully rude, you know.

"I'm sorry. Low budget was a lil too generous."

❝——- first honest person i’ve met this week.❞

"All these liars in your life. I'm crying for you. Honestly."

Beg your pardon?

"Don't even look at me. I can hear low budget music every time we make eye-contact. Mmm. No. Shoo."