A Good Book Has No Ending

‘ ‘Take it,’ he said, and he thrust the sack into George’s hands. ‘What?’ said Fred, looking flabbergasted. ‘Take it,’ Harry repeated firmly. ‘I don’t want it.’ ‘You’re mental,’ said George, trying to push it back at Harry. ‘No, I’m not,’ said Harry. ‘You take it, and get inventing. It’s for the joke-shop.’ ‘He is mental,’ Fred said, in an almost awed voice. … ‘Harry – thanks,’ George muttered, while Fred nodded fervently at his side’

It’s why they agreed to his request Ron get some new dress robes out of it. They’re clever not just funny ‘they always get really good marks’ but as OP says they’re not as good as Percy, Bill or Charlie. They helped Ron get him out of the Dursleys:

‘But you can’t magic me out either –’ ‘We don’t need to,’ said Ron, jerking his head towards the front seats and grinning. ‘You forget who I’ve got with me.’

They get him into Hogsmede , they (unknowingly) helped the trio break into Umbridge’s ministry office. They liked Harry for himself 

‘This is all your fault,’ George said angrily to Wood. ’“Get the Snitch or die trying” – what a stupid thing to tell him!‘’

And cheered him up when things went wrong, such as Harry being accused of being the Heir of Slytherin

‘They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, ‘Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through …’ Percy was deeply disapproving of this behaviour. ‘It is not a laughing matter,’ he said coldly. ‘Oh, get out of the way, Percy,’ said Fred, ‘Harry’s in a hurry.’ ‘Yeah, he’s nipping off to the Chamber of Secrets for a cup of tea with his fanged servant,’ said George, chortling ‘

Or when Ron and Hermione were made Prefects and Harry felt left out:

‘Yeah,’ said Fred slowly. ‘Yeah, you’ve caused too much trouble, mate. Well, at least one of you’s got their priorities right.’ He strode over to Harry and clapped him on the back while giving Ron a scathing look.

They tricked Dudley because they know how crappy Harry’s home is: 

‘We didn’t give it to him because he was a Muggle!’ said Fred indignantly. ‘No, we gave it to him because he’s a great bullying git,’ said George

And of course:

‘Give her hell from us, Peeves.’ And Peeves, who Harry had never seen take an order from a student before, swept his belled hat from his head and sprang to a salute as Fred and George wheeled about to tumultuous applause from the students below and sped out of the open front doors into the glorious sunset. 

Harry frequently heard students saying things like, ‘Honestly, some days I just feel like jumping on my broom and leaving this place,’ or else, ‘One more lesson like that and I might just do a Weasley.’

intelligent

kind

flirty

soft smile

nice muscles

dark hair

competent and powerful

beautiful brown eyes

which are sometimes gold

looks good in everything

overly attached to his children

bisexual

asian

high warlock of brooklyn

is magnus bane

magnus bane, he is looking for magnus bane

- Aedion and Dorian bromance. I want that Aedion apologize to Dorian for being a jerk and I want them sitting by the fire and talking about good old days. And Dorian being like “Damn Aedion, you mocked me for eating like a lady while you looked like an actual girl with that pretty hair of yours. Half of the boys were in love with you.” Aedion would just grin

-Thirteen scaring the shit out of Chaol. He’s left his prejudices down in the Southern continent but he’s still low-key terrified of witches and Asterin likes to hide in dark hallways and when Chaol walks by she just says hello from the dark and Chaol collapses every time

- Nesryn asking Lysandra if she can borrow one of her dresses because she wants to be pretty for Chaol. When she put a dress on she’s anxious and she doesn’t feel herself at all but she’d do it for him. When Chaol sees her he tells her that she’s beautiful but that he likes her better when she’s herself, in her leather fighting gear. She never wear a dress again

- Lorcan teaching Elide how to write and read Feysand style but instead of Rhysand is the most handsome High Lord, he writes Elide is the most beautiful girl Elide is the smartest girl, Elide is the bravest girl… After a month, super nervous Lorcan gives her a paper to read and she wants to snap at him because she’s tired of reading how perfect she is but instead she’s a sobbing mess because it says Elide, will you be my wife?

- Aedion calling Gavriel “dad" for the first time, Aedion telling Gavriel he loves him for the first time. Gavriel’d play it cool but later close himself in a room and cry all night because he’s not worthy

- Gavriel and Aedion bonding time. I want that AEDION IS OBSESSED WITH GAVRIEL. Not the other way. Them going on a trips together, going on the Southern continent, to Wendlyn.. one day Aedion asks Gavriel if he’d tell him how he and his mom met. Gavriel tells him everything and all of their adventures and how she was like, what’d she liked. They’d both cry at the end.

-Manon seeing Aelin’s soap collection for the first time and being like “Aelin you’re disgusting you don’t need all that”. She’d secretly steal one and Dorian would later ask her why she smells like Aelin

- it’s Manon’s birthday tomorrow and Dorian and Abraxos fly all night to get to that place that sells the only cake Manon likes. In the morning when they get back Manon is furious and she wants to cut Dorian’s neck open because no one rides her wyvern but then Dorian shows her the cake. Something obviously got stuck into her eye that’s why she’s crying

- Vaughan and Connall being boyfriends

- Fenrys saying that he’s the fastest wolf alive. Lysandra would chuckle in a background and Fenrys would be like “Lys, you and me, outside, now”. Everyone put their bets on Lysandra, Fenrys is offended, Lysandra wins

- Evangeline being obsessed with Rowan. She wants a story a day. Her favourites are about Fenrys falling off the ship while trying to impress ladies or about Lorcan climbing a tree to get a cat down because this old man couldn’t do it himself

Sure

“What the fuck?”Hades pinched the bridge of his nose, clearly just as unhappy with hisstatement as Nico was. Nico wasn’t unhappy, per say, just more confused. Sincewhen did he have an ex? More specifically, one that felt the need to egg hishouse? As far as Nico could remember, all of his relationships had ended onamicable terms.

“What you do with your love life is of your own accord,Nico,” his father sighed, casting Nico a look that clearly told him; and I don’t wish to know it, “but whenit interferes with the law, we have a problem.”

By that point, Nico was more curious with who the mysteryex-lover was that egged his house then the fact that they had done somethingillegal. Setting his laptop aside, Nico pulled on a pair of shoes and followedhis father downstairs and to the front door. Standing in the doorway lookingvery much like he had just been caught doing something illegal (which he had), was none other than Will Solace,the current holder of Nico’s affection.

“What the fuck?”Nico hissed for the second time, and from Hades’ pinched expression, it wasclear Nico had reached his maximum amount of swears allotted in one day. Nicoknew that Will Solace was a golden boy. The perfect student that got straight A’s and was always the teacher’s pet. Thestar of the baseball team and rather open about which team he played for (Nicowasn’t talking about baseball), he was the obvious object of many people’sadmiration and adoration.

In short; Nico’s crush. Even shorter; definitely not one of Nico’s ex’s.

Why he had egged his house was completely beyond Nico. “I’mreally sorry, sir, but I just-” Will looked over at Nico and Nico gotcompletely lost in those blue eyes for a moment and almost missed the pleadinglook that Will was giving him. He knew he was in some deep shit, and he wasasking for Nico’s help out of it.

“It’s okay, dad,” Nico stepped in, and this time, he didn’tmiss the relief that washed over Will’s handsome features. “I don’t blame him. Iwas a jerk. I’ll make sure the house gets clean, so, no damage done. You can goback to your study.” Hades gave Nico a hard look for a moment before huffingsomething about “teenagers who think they’re in love” and receding inside thehouse, presumably to return to his work in the study.

When Hades disappeared down the doorway, Nico fixed Willwith a cold glare. “Why the fuck did you egg my house and then claim to be myex?” Will at least had the decency to look embarrassed, his cheeks flaming adark red as he scratched the back of his neck.

“It was a dare. I didn’t think your dad was home, and I certainlydidn’t know he was a cop.” Nico had to fight the instinct to roll his eyes. Whowould be stupid enough to accept that dare? Who would be even stupider to makeup that dare? Almost everyone knew that Nico’s father was a cop. That’s why noone ever picked on Nico, even when they wanted to.

“That makes absolutely no sense. Why would you accept it?”

“It was Percy’s idea,” oh. That made much more sense. Nico knewthat Percy Jackson was a mutual friend between he and Will, but he hadn’t knownhow close Percy and Will actually were. “It was either that or,” Will hesitatedfor a moment as his blush returned full force, “or I had to man up and ask youout.”

Nico’s brain short-circuited for a moment before a singlethought pushed its way out of Nico’s mouth before he could think enough to stopit. “Why didn’t you just ask me out then?”

Immediately, Will’s cheeks turned beet red as he seemed tofumble over himself. “Oh,” he stammered, as Nico’s mortification slowly rose. Hadhe really said that out loud? “I didn’t know you, um, do you want to go outsometime?”

Again, Nico spoke without thinking. It had worked for himthe first time. “Sure, but you’re going to have to help me clean my house.”

A Jalec ficlet based on the movie The Vow and on this wonderful gif set by @alinok!

“You can’t be serious,” Isabelle breathes out in disbelief. “A divorce?”

Alec’s leaning against the window frame with his arms crossed over his chest, staring outside. He’ll miss this, the view. They both loved it, he and Jace. But even now, the flat doesn’t feel like home anymore. Not without Jace here, at his side.

“Yes,” Alec responds in a quiet voice, not turning to his sister. “He asked me to let him go.”