Will: look, you have to eat something!
Nico: like an apple? *Throws apple at Will's head*
Will, easily catches it: oh yes, 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' very mature๐
Hera *appears out of nowhere*: so you have chosen marriage.
Demigods just trying to eat their lunch in peace: what
Mr. D and Chiron: oh shit-
Hera: prove to me of your devotion to each other by undergoing three trials of my choice. Only then will I bless this union. If you fail, then the marriage is destined to fail as well. *Vanishes*
Will: you know... I always imagined I'd be the one to propose...
Will: why don't we go prepare for these mystery trials? You can help me pick out some armor. Unless that accidentally calls upon Ares to make us battle each other to the death
Will: I'm just saying why didn't SOMEONE *glares at Chiron and Mr. D* warn us about this???
Chiron: you know the myth of ancient Greeks proposing to each other by the throwing and catching of apples. It's derived from the story of-
Will: yes, yes, when Aphrodite and Hera and Athena fight over the apple that someone threw their way that read 'to the fairest' or whatever. They each argued the apple belonged to them. But you never said something like this could happen now!! That if someone throws and catches an apple here that it counts as a proposal!!
Mr. D: i thought it would be funnier if we didn't warn anyone
Chiron: I had to stop him from creating a camp activity that was just dodgeball with apples
Mr. D: which I still think would've been hilarious. I'm surprised it's taken so long for this to happen tbh
Chiron: yeah sorry about that, it's been so long I honestly forgot. What do the kids say nowadays? "My bad."
Will: I'm ENGAGED and you can only say 'my bad??' Look! You broke Nico!
Mr. D: eh it's just wedding jitters. He'll be fine
Will: Nico? Nico, it's okay. We'll find a way out of this-
Nico: I can't believe I'm marrying the love of my life ๐ฅบ
Will, deciding William di Angelo has a nice ring to it: oh okay, good ๐ฅบ
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