Jev

they’re smiling down on me

who is ?

My ancestors, imperial. Can you say the same?

Juliet gazed across her balcony and said, “It’s over Romeo, I have the high ground”

*shane madej voice* if the demon doesn’t show up in 15 minutes we’re legally allowed to leave

@moyoka

The more I see of Eric Andre the more I’m convinced he is some chaotic neutral trickster god sent to the mortal plane to torment us

Imagine being attracted to someone named “Greg” or “Kevin” and saying those names in sex. That’s disgusting!!

Do you think showing me some balding anime dude will change my mind

@gaygothur that “anime” dude is named Greg Universe and your saying that Rose Quartz or aka Pink Diamond is digusting

Yeah those are definitely some words but also what the hell do they mean

greg universe is a wonderful person who put his music carreer on hold to be with the woman he loved and lived in a van for years after she passed away so he could financially support his son while he was living with his aunts. Even after he got a lot of money from a song he wrote years ago, he still made sure it went towards supporting his son. greg universe is a wonderful human being.

I don’t think he did any those things at all, and I think it might be because he doesn’t exist.

My heart gets heavy thinking about the giant trash island in the ocean.

Yeah england is a joke

YOU’rE A SQUID

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