smöllest biggun

Always reblog flash debate

on it boss

reminder that the presenter says "oh, shut up" not "can it"

Native French speaker here. "Ta gueule" is actually more like "shut the fuck up" in terms of level of disrespect

also worth noting is that the "are you happy" is the correct gender

i do love that you can name pets pretty much anything. with children you have to be reasonable but with pets you can just do anything. you can name your tortoise panopticon

i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow

The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

My morning routine? That's simple: first I wake up, then I get out of bed, then I experience various ailments, maladies, afflictions, etc.

what if it was all a dream

I am high - where do i get my free stuff please

if you watch video essays that’s on you, you have the mind of a middle schooler watching john green videos. read a book or published study or listen to audio. why do you need a talking head and meme graphics?

because im an idiot why are you being mean to me

YEAH LETS GATEKEEP FCKIN KNOWLEDGE EH