Call Me Donkey Dad

i know we all cope in different ways but i just saw someone draw BBC johnlock fanart of them holding ukranian flags as solidarity for the ongoing war. and i dont know how to move on from that

yall wanna see a picture i took of beef stew just moments before he ripped my arm open? he is so cute and so evil

Pro-Capitalist’s defense of capitalism is just explaining how it works, and then when you say “yes I know, I just think it shouldn’t be like that” they explain it to you again but angrier this time

They say “It’s fair because the people who own capital earn all the rewards” and then you say “I dont think owning capital entitles you to all the profits” and then their brain short circuits

as a kid I never appreciated the comedic genius of my elementary school principal, who, whenever our school won against another school in a sport, would play what felt like 2 minutes of “we are the champions” over the PA during announcements, and just as it’s going “cuz we are the champions…of” he’d hit stop and his deadpan voice over the PA system would go “Brampton.”

We had a middle school dance dj who would do something similar with party in the USA. He’d play the chorus like “yeah yeah yeah it’s a party in the..” and then stop the music and just say “school”

this is so fucking funny

if I don't sit in my room alone for at least 4 hours a day, I will go crazy

that is so fucking funny but MEAN

the female gaze…the slug gaze…so much to learn about cinema