Hi Lmao

ENOUGH!!!

Communists and anarchists will spend all day talking about abstract concepts and structures like capitalism and the state, but willfully ignore the very real, tangible curse placed upon me by the foul necromancer

*stops time, jerks off everyone im fighting, time resumes, they all cum at once and while theyre cumming i slit their throats*

couldn’t….you just….slit their throats while time was frozen?

i had no time

REMEMEBER IF HARD WATER IS CAUSING CALCIUM BUILDUP IN YOUR BONG, JUST LET SOME WHITE VINEGAR SIT IN THAT THING FOR A FEW MINUTES AND SHE'LL BE LOOKIN BRAND NEW. JUST DONT SMOKE WEED WOTH THE VINEGAR INSIDE PLEASE

Pip Boy but it's shit.

Talk shit about windows98 again and I'll fuck

Thats a rather unique threat

oh, you like me? blacksmith me a fucking sword then, coward

got high and forgot to jerk off cause i was busy thinking about my theories

left nipple hard right nipple is chillin

any LSTR unit born after 84-21-D can't cook… all they know is wake up, remember they promise, ACHTUNG, be lesbian, compartmentalize trauma & die

me on wikipedia at 3AM