mako

the animals are the natives of obworld. All of them.

[Femboy Housewife Yan brushes the spider onto a newspaper and carries it to a window, ushering the small creature outside]

Femboy Housewife Yan: It's gone, dearest. Out of sight. Out of mind.

Timid Reader: T-thank you.... [starts to tear up] What have I become.... I'm a coward compared to how I was when we first met...

Femboy Housewife Yan: Darling! Don't beat yourself up like that. I love the shy you as much as the old you. Besides, we both know that wasn't the real you back then. Just like me.

Timid Reader: Yeah... You're right....

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[Femboy Assassin Yan hisses as he's harshly yanked by his hair - hands bound behind his back]

Femboy Assassin Yan: Where are they? [spits out blood] If you hurt them I swear I'll-

Kidnapper: Relax. Your little pet ran into the basement when I broke in. I'll deal with them after I'm done with you....

Femboy Assassin Yan: Basement?.....

[The Basement door creaks open - Reader rushing out with a dented metal bat they batter against the intruder's skull]

Former Gang Leader Reader: You come into my house. [whack!] Attack my wife. [bang!] Force me to resort to violence. [crack!] I just want a normal life! Why can't you just leave us alone!

[Reader pants as they drop the blood and brain matter covered weapon - fat tears pouring down their cheeks as they untie their spouse]

Timid Reader: I-I'm so sorry you had to see that, Aspen. I knew it was too dangerous for me to get married.... Are you okay?

The different flavors of Magical Femboy Reader and how they approach their Yan Arch Enemy.

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The Fanboy: Stealing again?! That calls for twenty lashes this time. I'll make sure you learn your lesson - take this!

Yan Villain: ha.... I'm just horrible, aren't I?~ You might have to double my punishment if you're searching for even a chance of me improving-

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The Sacrifice: Sorry.

[Smack!]

The Sacrifice: Sorry! This hurts me as much as it hurts you. Why can't we all just get along :(

Yan Villain: [internally] he's so cute <3

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The "Hero" - driving his heel into the villains cheek: Freak. Are you actually getting off to this? Maybe I should just kill you and be done with it... but then what would I do without my favorite punch bag?

Yan Villain: ha....ha... More... Give me more!~

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The Crybaby: Wahhhhh- You're gross! Don't touch me! You'll get blood all over my skirt! Please just leave me alone! It's karaoke night :'(

Yan Villain: Mine. I won't let anyone take you away from me. Allow me to bask in your glory just a little while longer, my love~

ouughhh.,,, this makes me so weaakkk,,

just letting all thoughts and anxieties fade from your mind, letting pleasure consume you as you bury your face in his solid chest...

I feel like it'd be good outside of sex too,

Both of you clad in comfy pajamas, with you kneeling at his feet with your head in his lap. You're wearing one of Caleb's big t-shirts and a pair of his boxers. He's sitting on the couch, gently running his fingers through your hair, watching you fade.

He asks you to look up at him, praising you when you do as he asks. he can see it in your eyes, you're not far off from going under, already so pliant after following just a few of his commands. You must have really been needing this, poor thing.

"Open," he speaks clearly, smiling when you let your jaw go slack without a second of thought or hesitation. "So good for me," His voice has a soft, cooing quality to it as he pushes his finger past your lips, pressing it to your tongue as he opens your mouth a bit further. His finger tastes of salt.

"Suck," he murmurs, and you do, suckling on his thumb as your eyes glaze over. "There we go," His voice gets quieter as he watches you start to float. He lets you suck for a while before pulling his finger back, watching as you let him go without complaint.

"Gege," you whine softly, leaning your head against his thigh. You're not sure what you want or how to get it, you just have this overwhelming need that won't go away.

Caleb chuckles softly, shaking his head with a fond smile. You're so lucky your gege always knows what to do. "Want some cuddles, pips? C'mere, be good and climb into gege's lap, yeah?"

You nod, wobbling a little bit as you stand, stabilized by Caleb's hand on your waist. You straddle his leg on the couch, allowing him to guide you to lie down on top of him, your head pillowed on his chest. He feels so warm against your skin, always so warm.

Random facts about the caretakers

he lets you ghost him if you want. he lets you have your little angry moment away at your apartment ignoring all of his texts and calls. he still messages you reminders to eat and sleep, and he knows you have meals he prepared in your fridge. you haven't gone on hunger strike yet, though he would step in and make you drop it if you did. he doesn't mind being the adult in this situation.

caleb doesn't even have to go get you. you come crawling back of your own accord, tears bubbling over and apologies on your lips as you curl up in his lap and beg for him to take you back. you can't survive without him, you have no one else to rely on, no other support system. if it weren't for him, you'd be spending your days alone in your apartment, rotting away. you're a charity case compared to someone like him, and you didn't realize how good you had it until you were left to stew in the possibility of everything being taken away from you.

and he takes you back with open arms. he always does. he tells you it's alright, he still loves you, he'll always love you, and he isn't mad at all. you just made a mistake and then corrected it by apologizing. he's warm and loving, holding you for as long as you want, making sure you feel better. that you associate coming back to him with a feeling of relief and safety. he doesn't even need to make empty promises; you spiraled for long enough that you began believing you were the one in the wrong all along for reacting the way you did. in your mind, you need to make it up to him, not the other way around.

here’s a roof guide that i use because i used to be shit

i dont remember the source, b/c ive had this for like years, but i suggest messing around with these roofs with different shapes/sizes of buildings

in fact, you can mix and match and have one roof with a side room with a different roof on it