Everyone is making adorable fics/art of Hagrid and Newt being friends but just
Hagrid thinking that he’s discovered a new breed of dragon.
Hagrid excitedly writing the Ministry only to be told that not only did Newt discover that dragon, he discovered three others.
Hagrid saving a fairy whose wings were trapped beneath a rock.
Hagrid opening the Daily Prophet only to find that Newt has saved a gigantic nest of fairies from a burning tree.
Hagrid befriending a unicorn.
Newt opening an entire wildlife conservation center devoted to rescuing and raising thousands of unicorns.
Hagrid taking down a troll.
Newt taming a giant herd of ogres.
Hagrid keeping acromantulas from going extinct.
Newt keeping griffins from going extinct.
Hagrid entering Flourish and Blotts in the summer of 1992. Hagrid knocking over bookshelves as he pushes through the store, searching for textbooks to use for his new class. Hagrid picking up Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them. Hagrid putting it back, growling, “Fuck Newt Scamander.”
Hagrid’s students being forced to learn from books with giant teeth that are trying to kill them because he’ll be damned if he’s going to use anything else and no, Ron, there are no other books about creatures out there, I don’t know what you’re talking about!
