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thinking about him again

are you gonna synthesize your vitamin D yourself or are you gonna let the sun do it like some fukcing democrat

[ID: A tweet from @ keffals that reads, "early in my transition the law was you needed 'transsexual surgery' to change the gender marker on your ID cards. there was no legal definition for transsexual surgery, and since i'm a transsexual who had a surgery to remove their tonsils, that is how i qualified to change them" /end ID]

‘this character can’t be a dilf/milf they don’t have kids!!!!’ okay give me nine months 

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

how he gon ask me for all I got

My favorite romantic relationship in media is actually a healthy couple that adore each other and communicate while bringing out the best in each other. My second favorite is whatever the hell NBC Hannibal has going on.

Just peeped two construction workers holding hands on a job site lol. Right on my boys

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uptown funk made me sexually attracted to bruno mars…….

stop!!!

wait a minute

fill my butt put some liquor in it!

heh... our shared mutual just reblogged that post from ME and not you. how does that make you feel