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I really wish the overused sentence “You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.” was less relevant but here we are

i heard they have incredible wine in there

has anyone else noticed that we must go on

i wish my longing didnt consume me as much as it does

god i hate knowing i have stuff to do it's like bearing a curse

about fucking time

Reblog to give the prev person some dopamine.

Oh thank fuck. I need it

i found it

I know I cannot wrap my arms around a memory but I still like to try

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

imagine being at work minding your business and then suddenly you look out the window and see like a 50ft tall flamingo and then someone just says “oh, yeah, that’s just pete, he does this sometimes, don’t worry”

Also, consider— people will know it’s you, but it doesn’t say they’ll know what you are. “So is Pete a 50 foot flamingo who changes into a man, or the other way around?” “We.. we don’t know. Barbara asked him once, but he just grinned. She said they weren’t the teeth of a human OR flamingo and she didn’t want to talk about it.”

Iconic post

This is legendary

ok but like the only difference here is if you dont press it you cant shapeshift. theres no loss in pressing it

Look I can’t shapeshift now, at least after I’ll be able to shapeshift

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I would love to shapeshift. Gimme that shit. I want to turn into a Komodo dragon and sit in front of random people’s windows and doors and s t a r e

the reason they know it’s you is because you keep your signature hairstyle in all forms

in my defence i'm stupid as hell your honor

I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music

I just think songs where women start hysterically screaming. well. i think they are very good :)

guys I failed

To a year of kindness in 2024