moved

i could fix her

Michael Myers and Jason are so fucking funny they just kill MFs for no reason. don’t even care they just kill you then be like ok 

[with regard to a 45+ year old disheveled man] omg wife alert

growing up on tumblr is weird bc they let you say anything on here except show tits but on tiktok you have to censor curse words and say things like d1e and then instagram calls it hate speech for saying u dislike men

They used to let us show tits

This is how I win. *loses*

I’m obsessed with closing my eyes. Like? Goodbye world

something about shy men makes me want to eat them alive like a mantis

Playing Metroid Dread….. Women are so beautiful I’m going to cry and throw up. I’m on shrooms right now. Fuck 

i agree. i’m not high i’m just a lesbian

That’s fucking awesome……You dont need to be high to love women…….They are the world

Paramore was right. Hard times