it's mai, squared

agnes tachyon gets a bad reputation, but what does she actually do? turn your hair miku blue for a day?? is that really the worst that happens?? if i made umamusume id make a buttton that says "yes mommy" and it'd incrementally ramp up in unethical-ness, beginning at like, forcefemming the trainer if the player chose male (cannot be reversed)(this is actually ethical, as no cis men play umamusume), until like, just killing you, which is when you get the good ending where agnes tachyon stabs oyu to death with a knife

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over