lenncxpls:
“now im going to have to test everything before i taste it. maisie you are a genius i don’t see why we don’t have you dealing with all the merch shit, its a smart idea drunk people are easily convinced so we just sell it”
“especially from old men, they can not always be trusted. oh, well, i could totally do that as well. but then our merch guy would be out of a job and that’d be sad. right? plus even if they try and haggle, getting us down to five dollars will seem like such a win for them, but five dollars for a s’more is still profitable! so we win regardless.”


















