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Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations.
Sentinel

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Alén: Could you guys just try to see this from my perspective?
Literally everyone: (crouches down)
Alén: (screams)
Leandro: And if you just stopped sabotaging yourself…
Alén: unlikely
Alén: I licked it, so it’s mine! Carolina: That is not a thing! Stop licking all of my stuff!
Alén: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Carolina: It’s called arson and those are witnesses.

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Caterine: I’m gonna take you out.
Alessandra: Okay, it’s a date.
Caterine: I meant that as a threat.
Alessandra: … I’ll pick you up at 7.
Alessandra: Caterine, I need a favour.
Caterine: I’m not giving you another lap dance.
Leandro: Lap dance?
Carolina: ANOTHER?
Carolina: We should kill him but make it seem like an accident.
Alén: Say no more.
[later]
Technocracy agent: Looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar and then placed a banana peel by his feet.
Technocracy Agent: You can say, “Have a nice day” without a problem.
Technocracy Agent : But you can’t say, “Enjoy the next 24 hours” without sounding vaguely threatening.
Sentinel: How did you get into our house?
Alén: You gotta force them to stop. This is going to be a fight, the rest of the Recta Provincia is not nice like me! Carolina: Ummmm...
AlĂ©n: EXACTLY.Â

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Leandro: if I die my funeral's gonna be the biggest party ever and you're all invited
Alessandra: "if"?
Centinel: Great. The only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die.
Caterine: Carolina, if you're not sure about your sexuality, let's try this:
Caterine: What's the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Carolina: The audacy.
Carolina: I need you to swear--
Alén: Fuck you!
Carolina: ...
Carolina: swear as in promise
Carolina: Allen has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them.
Leandro: That can't be true!
Carolina: Watch this.
Carolina: Hey Allen, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Allen: [throws themself out the window]

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Leandro: what is you ideal world?
Allen: *whispers to Caterine* Harry Potter but with dæmons. *goes to put hand up*
Carolina: World peace!
Leandro: That’s lovely. Anyone else?
Allen: *quickly puts hand down*
Allen: jeez, how do the villains always seem to know where we are??
Sentinel: did you remember to set your twitter to private?
Allen:
Sentinel: Machuchu you set it to private right
Allen:
Sentinel: Machuchu