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Girl Wurm.

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Massacre Wurm
Artist: Kekai Kotaki
Howdy, it's been a while! As soon as I saw this beautiful Filip Burburan piece (artist of four wurm cards!) I was looking forward to seeing what this card did. I'm shocked it isn't a common (it's our first rare wurm in Standard since Brother's War, two years ago), but I'm equally shocked at the raw efficiency of this monster!
It is nicely keeping in tradition with Colossal creatures all having exclusively 5s and/or 6s in their stat boxes though, appreciated.
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Any tips on how to deal with my obssesion with collecting uncommon two color legends?
(Seriously, there are so many cool ones. At least they are cheap.)
Magic the Gathering tip: eventually youāll run out of money and youāll have to stop

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Magic the Gathering tip: building a deck is easy you just take 200 cards put them in a list and never look at it again
Eldraine was one of the last places I'd consider seeing a wurm, but look how at home it is here! The boy's out at 2pm looking for beans
Beautiful art here by Aldo DomĆnguez - whose MTG portfolio is all recent and very worth checking out (love the Traxos, though he'll probably be best remembered for Whiterhoof) - , nowhere near as chaotic as that Proper Noun filled flavour text implies.
Planting Beans is a very worthwhile thing to be doing on early turns if you're playing a typically mana-intensive wurm deck, and if you squint, this is an Explore that always draws the same 5/4? Reach is also underrated as a keyword, especially in one of these decks where fliers are nonexstent. All in all, I'm a fan of this card for the ways it counterracts some of the type's biggest weaknesses.
infinite combos in the context of the flavor of mtg are so funny to me. like imagine youāre dueling a wizard and they whip out a ghost in a boat and a pirate goblin and the ghost ferries the goblin over a river a billion times and that creates massive amounts of wealth which the wizard uses to hurl a fireball at your face, turning you into a pile of ash.
Wizard duels should be this nonsensical more often in fiction! "I'm sorry to say, my dear apprentice, but between that warlock's pact with the ferryman and her conjuration stone linked to the elemental monkey of greed, she has quite haphazardly thrown together an infinite thaumaturgic recursion ritual. Unless you have any spellkiller scrolls left, there won't be enough of us left to scrape into jars after her next comet storm."
wurms on the cowboy plane ???
please?
New Secret Lair Alert: a gorgeous new print of old favourite Worldspine Wurm, plus a new token for it! This art is a sort of creepy (and enormous) of a sort we don't see often for wurms. Is that a planet?

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Donāt want to forget to mention the new wurm in March of the Machine Commander, making possibly my favourite use of the backup ability. Attack with it to get something that costs 7 or less out for free, or live the dream by backing up onto your Impervious Greatwurm to dig NINETEEN cards deep (And, disappointingly, not finding anything that costs 19)
The art on this one is unnerving to me in a way most wurms arenāt... that mouth is so wide (looks happy??)
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By a fair margin the cutest wurm!
And itāll still be cute when itās a 7/7 with deathtouch! (as we all know, the most adorable keyword)
Yes, thereās a second wurm in The Brotherās War! And Iām sad it wonāt be called Brechmaschine in English.
The text says āwhen this attacks, target attacking creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is this creatureās powerā - notably not āanotherā creature. So a seven-mana 4/6 is... among the worst wurms weāve ever seen, BUT an 8/6 is something! a four-mana 4/5 isnāt too shabby either.
New wurm! New... Phyrexian wurm...
I should have seen this coming, but here we are. Trust those lovable scamps the Phyrexians to give us probably the most pushed wurm ever printed! 7 power lifelink is ridiculous to begin with, making this card immediately compete with the best of the best life-gaining wurms. And that ward cost? Thatās horrendous, mmmm.
Prototype seems interesting as a Cleave-for-creatures and/or inverse Kicker (but you get to keep the silly high mana value! Sifter Wurm loves that) and means this is also one of the cheapest-to-cast, best-statted wurms ever. Artifact synergy is, again, nice to see but it just feels a tad less like a ārealā wurm because of it. Still, Iām very excited to add this to the deck, but which common wurm will have to get cut for it, and how much budget will it require...
Got my Defiler of Vigor in yesterday, and though Ebay is an expensive place to buy magic cards, my favourite thing about it is seeing what random commons get chucked in to protect the spensy mythic! In this case it was a Dancing Scimitar (in beautiful white border), a foil ZNR Illusion token (I have a use for this, ayy) and...
As usual, I judge my āluckā in prerelease with whether I get the common wurm from the set in any of my packs. For DMU I did not... but at least now Iām feeling lucky!
I can imagine this reasonably priced monster is a menace (or vigilancetrample, I spose) in draft! And that art is gorgeous...

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WURM COMMANDER, LETāS GO.
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I am speechless.
HE IS SO GOOD! AAA