“is my name benny the magic man mephistopheles?”

I'm a simple person I receive the smallest confirmation that my friends enjoy my presence and I bask in it for months

Girls will be like Idk why im so unproductive recently and then you ask whats going on in their life and they list eight lifestopping crisies and then say 'yeah but i should be fine :/ '

be picky with who you invest your time with

growth isn’t always constant. relapses happen. it doesn’t erase all your success.

"every time we touch i get this feeling" that's the poison starting to work

I miss those days when I used to sleep so easily without overthinking about any shit in life.

I go on tiktok for just 10 mins then, BOOM 5 hours of my life gone

If your laugh is funnier than the joke, I love u

how much are you allowed to store in jars, spread around your house?

As much as you like, but they can wander in at any time to smash the jars and take it

i don’t know how to explain to you that trespassing, breaking and entering, and vandalism would all still be illegal.

Thank you for injecting realism into the world where the economy works like a Zelda game.