Oh! The intimacy of adopting each other’s vocabulary.

you’re telling me this rock i’m hitting is a bottom?

it’s hot as fuck when someone isn’t afraid to show how much they want you

Source? The fairies told me

i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

i may be sensitive but everyone else could be a little kinder too

dead ass

I identify the most with the woman who has a green velvet ribbon around her neck and keeps being like "DONT untie my neck ribbon or something really bad will happen" and then her husband unties the ribbon and her head falls off. this is extremely real to me. spent my whole life like "please don't do this thing to me or really bad stuff will happen" and everyone around me being like "that sounds fake" and doing it anyway. and then my head fell off!