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"I... I see."
YUP, she's sitting down next to her, eating rice crackers as well... a single piece. Manners, and all that.
"Well... no, but it's already mentioned in the scriptures, are they not? The kami has given you the body in it's natural form, untainted, so altering it to suit your own needs is taboo, especially when to changing of genders, or even more drastic, species, like from human to kitsune..."
Kitsunes are fine since they're shapeshifters, but humans with their 'science' and what not...
"But... I suppose you are right about it being harmless, Kasumi-dono. But... would a queen not be insulted if a peasant start donning her robes and pretending to act the part? To have their skin rubbing upon the queen's clothing...?"
"The kami are not perfect, and are in fact quite fallible. They make mistakes, they can cause great harm to the land and to the people." Kasumi was a strict believer in the teachings most of her youth, but that changed when she saw the hurt her rigid beliefs had caused.
"But more importantly we are taught to love, unconditionally. Even my human children are as cherished as those of my own blood." Yes she has raised and cared for humans as well.
"Ah..."
Well, that's a good point. But well... it's... time to consult the scripture...-
"But.. would you not be insulted, if say, a human boy suddenly decided to try to emulate you, Kasumi-dono? He would, say, don his form to look like you, from head to toe, moving as you do, speaking as you do. Is that not an insult, for not only is he a human wearing the emperor's clothes, but also a boy pretending to be the opposite sex?"
"What of it? I have had over a hundred sons and daughters, some of which I learned wished to be one or the other as they grew older. I love them all as dearly as I have the others." She sighs, not out of annoyance but understanding.
"Haruka-san, have a seat here." She offers a pillow, there's also some tea and rice crackers.
"If a boy wanted to disguise himself as me, I see no harm in it as long as he doesn't try to perform official fox business in my name. Emulation is one thing, but identity fraud is another. Though from the way you're talking you're not talking about the latter. A little make-believe is harmless, are you implying my ego is so fragile?"
"W-Well... That's different, isn't it, Kasumi-san? Shapeshifting is something in our abilities to do so, because us disguising as humans is to not attract attention to ourselves, making sure they will not cower before our kitsune forms... While a human turning into a kitsune is like a commoner wearing the queen's robes, or... something like that...?"
Not saying she's a queen, BUT-
"And how is that any different? Magic inherent to our species, and humans using what they have naturally to them, the gift of tools and imagination. It should be considered an honor that they wish to emulate us. To disguise yourself is to experience the world from a new perspective and I think you need to consider a new one yourself once in a while."
You're a queen in Kasumi's eyes, Haruka.
Fairy culture. I think.
"Oil Paintings! Oil Paintings! Oil Paintings!"
"SEE KING-"
"SEE KING-"
"SEE KING-"
"Boggle!"

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"If you think humans dressing up or disguising themselves as kitsunes is foxgirl appropriation then what is our excuse for disguising ourselves as humans?"
So many thoughts were whirling around in Jeff's head. None of them pleasant or even sort of good. Mistress had followed him out of Paradise to this strange land, and despite his desperate pleading, she was readying herself to torment and possibly end his very life, armed with spear of blood and surrounded by... bats?
...were his ancestors right about these extinct creatures??
The needle dropped.
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A crash in the hallways as Jeff burst through the wall next to his door. He ran for the lobby, but only found a door at a dead end. Feeling Mistress's presence behind him, he entered that room as fast as he could with a door slam behind him. Moments later, he was bolting right back out of that room, with Mistress waving him off from that room with a terrifying smile.
He ran all the way down the hall to the other side, where he found another door. One that somehow led him to his own room, where Mistress was once again waiting for him.
After rolling out of the way of a spear and through the hole he had made in the wall earlier, he tried several doors in the hallway until he found the fourth one unlocked. He saw the Mistress in that one, too, and slammed the door shut. Another room two doors down, and another sighting of Mistress, and another door slam.
And another.
And another.
...
And another.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!" heard Tuesday in the distance.
Remilia chased Jeff through the motel, tearing through doors or phasing through walls. Spear lunging for his head, claws sweeping at his feet. Anything to catch him and rend him to shreds.
At one point, Jeff would find himself on the ceiling. The entire hallway upside down as he ran from the demon lord. Tiny hands reaching from the carpet above him, like the hands of babies. Bluish and translucent reaching down for him.
Until Remilia finally cornered him with nowhere to run. Baby hands grabbing Jeff and holding him in place. The vampire closer and closer. The corridor changing, becoming more like flesh than wood and plaster.
All that Jeff would hear next is an infant's giggle.
By instinct a shiver crawls up Sakuya's spine when Millia creeps out from the black. The area surrounding the two women is now cold, like Sakuya had just walked into a crypt. Upon hearing the command from the vampire, Sakuya's brow furrows with animosity,
"Who are you to think you have the right to intrude my master's home and demand a meal? You had better return to where you came, or I will send you there myself." Sakuya's voice is laced with hostility towards Millia. Her voice does not carry a hint of unease like a human's should.
No, instead Sakuya lifts the sides of her dress and draws knives from her holster.
"I will not ask again, demon. Leave, this is your final warning."
"Demon? Is that how you greet all visitors?" It's been a long time since she's been called that. Definitely got a chuckle from her, and in a moment faster than a heartbeat she was behind Sakuya hand caressing her cheek. Nails against that flawless skin leaving thin red marks.
"You're so beautiful, Fraulein. Your owner must take very good care of you, the flavor of your blood must be quite rich." One nail passes close to Sakuya's neck.
But who's gonna take us to Flavortown?
Snek Noizeri here to take us on a journey to Taverns, Tea Houses, and Inns.
Funkytown.
Places where Voyager will take you:

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Sakuya has a new follower, not a fairy maid or the forest witch. This is someone that isn't from Gensokyo and has an aura far too similar to her mistress, and she's been stalking the maid from her own shadow.
"What a pretty little thing you are, human."
Sakuya had been working when a chill up her spine caused her stall. Her breathing slows, and she shifts her eyes towards the shadows, imagining Miccucia just around the corner.
Her hand slowly hovers over where she keeps her knives underneath her dress. The feeling of unease, like the eyes of a predator on her, she has only one doubt in her mind that Micuccia isn't watching her right now, and it's that the stabbing feeling in her gut is absent.
She looks around slowly, then her eyes spot movement within the shadows. Red glowing eyes appear from within the darkness, but they neither belong to her mistress nor her teacher. No, this is something different.
"Who goes there? State your business!" Sakuya demands firmly while keeping her hand hovered over her holster. This creature is not something nor someone she knows, but the source of this evil energy is unmistakable. Sakuya is sure of it, she is facing a vampire.
Red eyes continue to stare, and though Sakuya could not see it, she was smiling. Freezing cold mist filled the hall, glass frosting over as Millia emerged from the darkness. Like peeling from the very shadows itself.
"Guten Abend, meine Liebe." Definitely a vampire, Sakuya.
"I would expect better manners from one that serves our kind, fraulein. Know when you are in the presence of your better and present me your neck."
Give unto us our weekly alt history yuri.
"I ate god/granted his wish."
⚡️ Renee, say you were to kill Deva finally. Would you stop there, and if not, who is next?
"If Jeanne doesn't send anyone else after me and my own, then I would stop. I have no love for her (lie) but there was a deal between us."

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"I still want to kill Deva." Yes I know.
I want this goober to go through the realization of her lost humanity, becoming a youkai through no fault of her own and without intent.