New Improved Unsustainability

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"... So that's when I realized that ducks are just free. No laws in the village or anywhere else. You. Can. Just. Take. Them. I've been grabbing them at the pond near the village and leaving them at Alice's house when she's not home. I'm onto something big here and it's going to change the industry forever."

"No one ever let's me play with their chests."

"That Weaver Creature is super nice! She stuffed me with WOIMS!"

"Now if my budgeting has been correct, then I'll be absolutely broke. I wonder if Haya or Yoshika are willing to lend me some cash?"

"[Humans. Greed persists but with no ambition.]"

"If that wolf demon ever wants another sermon she knows where to find me~"

"I really want to watch the fairies play among the flowers."

"... And that reminds me, we always have all these parties and stuff at Reimu's place but she ain't never have any money to buy all those supplies, and let me tell you they're not all leftovers. Though that makes me think if Alice has any leftovers from that dinner I had over at her place the other day. Did she learn how to cook in Makai? Anyways, Kourin hadn't been outside recently and I'm starting to think he might be molding in his shop again, gonna have to extract the spores for cultivation later. So this one time I was asking Keine questions..."

"All the cute humans are so tantalizing, with their hips and bone structures and flesh and all their free will, I want to love them and kiss them and hug them and squeeze them and pin them to the ground and splay their forms across the stars until the very spirits cry out for mercy!"

"So what does Gensokyo really mean, I mean like who came up with that name? Personally I would call this place Cool Place Magic Land With The Awesomest Marisa. Which brings up another question, what is it with fairies? Like does anyone know? And what are the people doing about it? Concerned citizens want to know, but if all the lights in the sky are stars do you think they're looking back at us and go wow that Marisa is so cool, we're glad we're in her spell cards. Anyways the cauldron I have with Reimu's panties simmering in is almost done and my soup stock special ingredient will be ready for the next festival at her shrine.

things I don't like: realizing the amount of work I'm putting myself through

"Seɘ Υ♢u get ɱ∊___~▻▻◊"

"Whaaat? Noooo~ That's crunchy toffee bits and cookies mixed in~♢"