yellow diamonds look like pee pee

angels aren't real. it was probably a weather balloon that gave you a spanking fetish, or maybe phytoplankton.

I Wonder A Lot About Being Six. Will I Miss Being Five?

One day youll even be seven! ...but not for a long time

But Maybe Ill Be Eight For A Really Really Really Long Time

I miss you. I miss you so much.

Back in my day we used to have sex with birds (realizes that's a really stupid and kind of weird thing to say) I'm a good person. I bring joy to the world. I'm.a beautiful person and my soul is pure and full of light. Everyone loves me.

I think it sucks that you have to go to so many different kinds of doctor to take care of yourself. It's the 21st century. I should be able to go to a single office where they scan me with a big xerox machine and tell me what I'm allergic to and why my tummy hurts and if I have any cancer or cavities or if my glasses prescription has changed. And then I should get a sticker.

This is what it feels like to be a sensitive young man with a heart of gold in this cruel world