Basically, ugh

these “scary re-imaginings of Super Mario 64″ are way funnier than they have any right to be. I love the idea of losing all your lives & getting booted to a screen that says “You can never play with Mario again.”

signpost text replaced with “Stop it! You are hurting him!” and no further elaboration

EVERY Bowser fight’s victory dialogue is appended with “& by the way, they are peeling him soon.”

I had a dream about Yoshi's Story when I was like, 8, in which the shy guys that take the Yoshis away to Bowser's castle were doing so in order to harvest the Yoshis for organs. The purpose of which went unknown to me because I woke up after shortly after seeing a Yoshi get reversed Frankenstein'd on an operating table by four emotionless shy guys with scalpels in fingerless hands still in the style mind you of Yoshi's Story for the N64 so it wasn't as brutal as that makes it sound

If angels are terrifying monstrosities that tell you “be not afraid” are demons adorable harmless creatures that demand to be feared?

Reblog if you think the entity on the right is just as snuggly as the one on the left.

Instruments are so expensive. I should get them for free for being annoying.

“You just let me take this home, no questions asked, and I won’t play it in your garden at three in the morning, okay? Decline my generous offer, however, and I will make your life a living hell.”

Eight-hundred dollars for a new keytar? No, thank you. I should just be allowed to have it, I think. I don’t have to justify myself to you.

remember when dream daddy gave us an exclusively gay dating sim with a canon trans character and multiple characters of color with a character creator that gives you the option to be trans but yall found a secret spooky joke ending that you had to literally datamine the game for and decided it was hashtag cancelled

Also just let people fucking enjoy shit because shit ain’t always that fucking deep lmao everyone on tumblr reads WAY too far into pretty much everything like calm tf down rebecca I almost cried cause I could be a trans, gay dad let me be happy

not to problematically gay code my own life but each and every day a new straight person says something that could easily be part of my villain origin story

We all know this current endless imperialistic war in the Middle East was started based on a lie by George Bush. This isn’t a conspiracy. Everybody knows this. This is public knowledge. And people are still signing up to join the military anyway with this knowledge. They’re going across the world to murder innocent people knowing that these wars started based on lies. So tell me again how I’m supposed to respect these people’s service. They aren’t fighting for you.

This is applicable for straight chicks too… Just sayin.

it’s absolutely Not

Straight girls if your praying for a girl to raw you then buddy, I got some news for you

Straight people really gotta get dunked on to learn shit sometimes

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just. that’s just what men are like

I don’t care if I lose a thousand followers overnight, but if you think “tranny” or “shemale” are remotely acceptable ways to refer to a transgender person, please unfollow me.

The number of notes on this pleases both my ego and my fragile faith in humanity.

Adding on, “extra hole boy”, or “pussy boy” are equally abominable ways to refer to trans men.

Dont use Shim, shehe/heshe, chick with a dick d*ckgirl or c*ntboy either

and if you use “it” to dehumanize any trans person i will personally come to your house, break down your door, and piss on everything you own

‘Sissy’ and ‘trap’ are also utterly reprehensible…

Also if you call a trans woman futa I will kick your fucking teeth in

Please yes, im fucking sick of people looking at and consuming futinari culture and think that’s what we are

is it okay for a person who is not trans to reblog this?

Given the fact this is a legit list of words that trans people don’t want to be called/don’t want to hear, I hereby decree this post may be reblogged by everyone who wants to spread the word that these words are NOT ACCEPTABLE.

As somebody who literally had to tell one friend that “tranny” is a slur and “fem-boy” is not what you call a trans woman, I agree with this hardcore

Reblog if anywords that degrade, disrespect, dehumanise Transgender people is NOT ACCEPTABLE. AT ALL.

somebody once called me a tr*nny bc i had short hair and i was just so upset bc even if o was trans it was outrageously rude