maenade86

pavement: i wear plaid shirts and i'm always stoned as hell

guns'n'roses: i drink so much cheap wine and i'm PARTY!! BEEF JERKY!

the afghan whigs: i cry at parties

modest mouse: pretentious fuck

my bloody valentine: cute but boring as hell

liz phair: i know everything about the real world ffs

nirvana: I'M A FUCKING BUGGER LMAO

placebo: emo shit

weezer: i LOVE my friends sfm!!!!!!!

tori amos: pretentious art fuck

bikini kill: THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER!

blur: everything is shite but i'm cool as hell

radiohead: so sad i don't wash myself

sleater-kinney: i wear too small shirts and i will spit in your face

sonic youth: i make art and smoke cigarettes but i never know what the hell am i doing

pj harvey: pretends to be lonely and brokenhearted but actually is too lazy to go out and meet people

belle and sebastian: i live with my mum

guided by voices: i don't have friends

galaxie 500: has absolutely no idea what to do with free time

cocteau twins: *gibberish*

red house painters: *cries because someone has finally spoken to me*

cat power: i write shitty poems