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something something coffee being a symbol of the OIAR and tea being a symbol of the magnus institute something something Celia wanted tea instead of coffee in ep 12 something something this means that shes a part of the magnus archives universe

i keep forgetting that Super Skeptic Jon isn’t just a meme and every time i relisten to tma i have to take a moment to process the fact that he literally read out a statement about a guy being terrorised by a ghost spider, said very sarcastically that professional help was certainly in order, then proceeded to casually mention that the guys dead body was found encased in web without any tone change at all like go off king process nothing

reading all the young dudes while my sister pirates order of the phoenix onto our tv this is the correct way to enjoy the harry potter franchise methinks

i want it to be known im only watching hp 5 for the 10 seconds of marauders content dont get it twisted

The Magnus Archives is genuinely so funny from an objective pov because for four full seasons it’s this really tense horrifying portrayal of losing yourself to your fears and then the last season is just two very grumpy British boyfriends, one of which is just a regular nerd who loves tea while the other one is literally the antichrist, taking a road trip through a post apocalyptic wasteland during which the nerd constantly complains about his eldritch boyfriend’s habit of needing to sustain himself via recording his emo slam poetry.

If I had a nickel for every time a fancy blonde left his goth boyfriend after their first kiss only to return to a life they just escaped and didn’t really like in the first place…I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice right?

very elder queer of them to try and get the young lesbians across the street together

The best little fanon thing they confirmed for me was making the Bentley a little pet. Cause in the book it’s just a one off joke about how the CDs turn into queen if you leave them in A car long enough but it’s like no…the Bentley loves aziraphale and gives him sweets and plays whatever he wants and turns yellow for him and parks where he tell it to and plays “a nightingale sang in Berkeley square” when crowley is heartbroken and plays “good old fashioned lover boy” when crowley is racing back to help aziraphale. And crowley coos to it like it’s a puppy. Love that car

gender neutral alternative to “guys” is absolutely “chat” i’m not taking questions

white guy in a LIBERAL horror movie: “hey chat you might want to take a look at this”

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of