WHAT UP COOCHIES

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

can i have a sip of your cigarette

sorry man im new to fleeting moments of clarity

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

you know what’s crazy. you can do just about anything

Sure, boss, I’d still be ya henchman if you was a woim

Just to check we are in agreement that the ritual went wrong because Solas stabbed Varric and not because Rook dropped a statue on him right?? We all saw that everything was "fine" until he did that right???? That the dagger was made to bond with ancient elven blood so it went haywire with Varric's and that's why the tear exploded right??????? We did notice that every time the fade opened in this game was because of the dagger getting in contact with blood RIGHT??