mad wild miracles

the age old tale

oh my god…

i rly hate when flies rub their hands together. what the fuck are you planning you little asshole you have a lifespan of like 3 days

Ok the grinch movie is kind of fucked up cuz the grinch apparently was supposed to go to a different place cuz hes not actually a who and he’s not who passing so everyone makes fun of him and that’s basically the whole plot. and also what happened to his actual parents? what is he? is he inclined to be evil or is that a product of his upbringing? his who parents (two women which i thought was rly interesting because gay whos clearly are still prejudiced against nonwhos) to raise him like a who completely disregarded his identity and tried to whowash him… this is such a complex story that leaves so many loose ends. whered he get the dog.

FUCK

I’m freaking OUT

THE NOSE CONTOUR

you all have permission to come to my funeral and give wildly conflicting accounts of my life

Please. I want nothing more than to be shrouded in a confusing mesh of myth and fact

I thought I’d lost this forever. I will forever reblog.