I’m clam. I mean calm.

❛ you daft cunt. ❜

❛ we’ve got to fucking sort this. ❜  

❛ woah, woah, woah . what the fuck ! ❜  

❛ i will fucking map you up, southie. ❜  

❛ no, no, no. go on, let him in. he’s only little.  ❜  

❛ how do we know that we’re going to be safe ?  ❜  

❛ well, that’s a little thing called trust, ain’t it ? ❜

❛ trust, eh ? you always got one bloke harping on about trust, don’t you ? ❜

❛ whoa, no. no, no, no ; right you, get him out of here. you, fuck off. ❜

❛ it’s a fucking rolling pin. who are you, fanny cradock ? what you gonna do with that ? you gonna bake me a cake ? you gonna sing me a song, watch me blow out me fucking candles ? ❜

❛ i come here for a proper shootout with some proper men, like colonel custer and geronimo. have you heard of ‘em ? no. ‘cause you were too busy in your pinny baking fucking fairy cakes, weren’t you ? ❜

❛ this lot are fucking nonces to a man. they’re fucking nonces. ❜

❛ get out my fucking way, go on, get out, fuck off. call yourself a fucking gangster ? ❜

❛ a shootout is a fucking shootout… like a western. wankers ! fucking embarrassing. waste of my time. fucking waste of my time. ❜

❛ he’s just generally disappointed with you. that’s all. ❜

❛ when you see him next, you tell him from me that i say … fuck him, right ? fuck his brother and fuck that fat fuck that hangs out with him all the time. fuck your face, yeah ? and fuck the fucking lot of you. ❜

❛ you wont mind if i fight back, will ya ? ❜

❛ before we start, i got a little joke for ya. you’ll love this one - a paranoid schizophrenic, he walks into a bar …  ❜

❛ what, are the americans trying to muscle in on us ?  ❜

❛ you say ‘our’ and you also say ‘we’ a lot, my question is, do we share the last name ?  ❜

❛ this is a very bad idea, a very bad idea indeed. ❜

❛ i say we meet these scum at the airport, we pick them up, we chop them up, put them in their fucking luggage and send them straight home, mate. ❜

❛ we can do your security, not a problem. but we don’t want to work for you, we’d much rather that we work with you. ❜

❛ no, i understand, we’re in your backyard, right ? ❜

❛ i’m glad we could make a deal, this feels right. ❜

❛ you got a lot of fucking balls to admit that, kid. you know what ? you got some fucking set of castagnas on you.  ❜

❛ you know what i say to that ? bravo ! salute, am i right ? what fucking balls. salute ! ❜

❛ you don’t understand, he’s not what you think he is, he’s really sweet !  ❜

❛ just because you have a boring life, doesn’t mean i have to as well. ❜

❛ as long as their health doesn’t suffer, high rollers love rubbing elbows with gangsters. ❜

❛ aristocrats and criminals have a lot in common. they’re both selfish, get bored easily and have access to wads of cash that they didn’t have to work honestly to get. ❜

❛ no one here has any interest in bourgeois rules or morality, mix that in with roulette wheels ? a stunning recipe for success. ❜

❛  as soon as you turn your fucking back. life, it just plays dirty tricks on you, you know ? ❜

❛ are you sure this is where you wanna be ? ❜

❛ fucking let them have it, don’t let them do you like this ! ❜

❛ did you know, its possible for a person to become a ghost while they’re still alive.  ❜

❛ i’ve heard you and that’s your problem, that’s your problem, not mine. ❜

❛ i want to build a city in nigeria, for the children - near enugu ! ❜

❛ did you know that enugu is the african word for utopia, did you know that utopia is the greek word for nowhere -  ❜

❛ do not meddle with the foolproof way of making the money.  ❜

❛ i am not a banker, i’m not a fucking banker!  ❜

❛ don’t you threaten me, you cunt ! don’t you fucking talk to me like that! ❜

❛ you will trot along down to the fucking back and you will fetch me my fifty thousand pounds ! ❜

❛ i may work for you, but i’m certainly not afraid of you - ❜

❛ this is prison. its the law of the jungle in here. ❜

❛ i promise you, this wont happen again. ❜