Yes This Is My Blog

my absolute FAVORITE activity is pausing jenna marbles videos to look at kermit’s weird fucking face

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

so, a vampire?

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

Is it your blood?

it is blood, yes

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

i cant wait until future dolphin archaeologists draw shrink wrapped human paleoart

This is the most ridiculous, inefficient, and needlessly complicated thing…..

okay, but this is really what a Steampunk watch should be. Not just a dial watch with a cover made of bits of brass and copper.

i can’t stop watching this i’m …

what the fuck

brief reminder that humans are among the best vocal mimics on Earth