At Your Service...For a Price

"Sounds like him alright. He seems to not understand that the cars in this universe do not speak."

"We're staying for the time being, like everyone else in Oron's house… we have no idea on how to get back home." The truck paused. "Name's LHU - 18… short for Long Haul Unit." A long metallic snake like arm appeared from the side of the machine, a hand that offered a friendly handshake.

"Common misconception. You're actually very quiet, your mouth opens wide so you can swallow my ginormous co-"

Well, at least Judas has decided not to argue, so that's one less thing to complain about. "Mmn, if you and your fellows are looking to explore other universes... hmm... they may find themselves a bit disappointed, depending on what they're looking for. It's mostly serial killers and sex bots out there, from what I've seen," Cyrus comments most unhelpfully. It's true as far as he's concerned - at least 90% of the people from other universes he has encountered has been someone obsessed with knives and stabbing other people, and/or obsessed with sex, neither of which he is even remotely interested in, so it's been quite disappointing to him.

"In any case, some of them do end up here and we've done all we can to put measures of safety in place. They aren't the only possible hazards, though. There are things outside that are dangerous, and I'd rather you not venture out there without an escort. Really, there isn't anything to worry about at the present. If there were, I would let you know," he explains. It's not exactly a lie. There are things in the Office that one could consider dangerous - it's just that Judas needs to avoid encountering them and provoking them, which shouldn't be a problem...

"Yea, that'd help a lot. And if it helps on my end, I don't intend to run off unless it's, y'know, away from something. Can't leave or I might miss my ride back! Ha ha..." It's not the first time Judas has been displaced in the multiverse, technically this is the second. But the first time had been necessary, this time is out of sheer curiosity and they had results to log about its success!

The truck's eyes lowered, glancing to the human's feet before they returned to the smaller one's eyes. "While we are struggling to wrap our heads around being on earth, we understand that you are not the organics that wronged us in our world. Besides, your earth still has organic material outside of life, we have been feasting upon that in order to keep us from getting hungry. All you have to worry about is the car, he likes to run over people for the fun of it."