And Suddenly, I'm So Afraid Of The Void...

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost

girl unhinge ur jaw

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

I feel this in my soul

Dude was trying to self-domesticate again

Plot twist: the two boys you're choosing between are polyamorous, but they also hate eachother's guts so you still have to pick one

Sorry but watching them fight gets me off, I'm keeping them both in a jar and shaking it up and down every hour.