𝓂𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓁𝓎𝓃 𝒸𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑒

disney girls? oh zendaya? i mean i met her after disney so i don’t know if that really counts. but sure, i mean…turn on wise probably not but i mean, if it sounds fun to you then you should do it? anyway…you looking forwards to partying tonight? 

.....? that completely went over your head, didn’t it? have you not noticed my activity since yesterday? the boy is mine, better than her, ect? are you kidding me? i’ve been all jealous and you literally didn’t notice? so much for my hard work... no? not now anyways.

girl, yes. all the time. back in the outside world, it used to happen to me with tiktok sounds literally all the time. my poor hairstylist was subject to some interesting subconscious renditions, that’s for sure. i do love a good murder doc, though. what were you watching before best friend took over your thoughts? 

i was watching this doc named “stay away from my man” and it was about a girl in alaska who openly flirted with this guy who was taken by another girl. they weren’t in a relationship but you could tell by the interrogation tapes that she really felt for this guy. anyway, the flirty girl was found somewhere in the woods and the perpetrator was the found guilty. they didn’t need evidence because the female straight up admitted it. 

PM: yeah it’s hard innit? yeah. him and pez seem cozy. how are you feeling now?

PM: sometimes it is. but also being cozy with several other girls? i swear this house insists on spreading your legs. better.. much better and thank you for asking. how are you?

yes, and mine is always 21 seconds to go by so solid crew. and once it’s stuck in there it’s so bloody difficult to get it out. like i try and try and it never leaves my head. ugh, and now you’ve reminded me of it and now it’s stuck in my head…..fuck. but how you been maddie? haven’t seen ya around in a bit.

you should know by now that i have a habit of making people suffer when i’m suffering. it should be a trademark really. i haven’t heard that song actually.. is one that you can recommend before i dive into a youtube wormhole where i’ll most likely end up watching peter andré in mysterious girl on repeat. i’ve been isolated due to the flu. what about you? 

PM: naw he’s not talking about it. not to me at least. it’s just gotten around. i think video diaries and gossip and all that. did you think it was only you?

PM: oh yeah that makes sense. sometimes i forget that there’s a world outside of this house. what? no. i knew about perrie because the gossip blog spilled the tea before i got sick, but not the others. 

you’ll get there. trust me, it’s not all it’s cracked out to be. PM: well i know there’s you…and perrie…maybe dove and cami? not quite sure. he’s been busy. i do know that. 

PM: wait.. he told people about me or did the gossip blog spill anything? oh my... it’s been little over a week and he already.. wow. well at least he’s honest about his intentions from the get go. 

i think you mean fortunately. it’s good to be younger. wish i was. PM: are you and tom an item or something? oh…niall’s definitely been having his fun. at least from what i’ve heard. 

i wish i was older and wiser, though. PM: oh no no.. no no. it’s more something. really? do we know with who or are the names shush shush? it’s not like he’s been mentioning any names.. or at least i haven’t heard anything. 

ahh was i right?! it’s a party after you go skiing? do ya know what? i bet you would rock them, yeah. however, i don’t think i will. i may be just past the age of rocking them. but you go girl. PM: ahh i actually haven’t seen or heard much from him. he seems quite quiet, no? sweet though. all i know is how much niall’s been shooting his…stuff…

you were totally right there, hun. exactly and who wouldn’t want to live out their britney in that pepsi commerical dream. unfortunately i was born a little too late so i haven’t been in your shoes. PM: hm... well i need to go have a look. niall? uh... wait, he’s been sleeping around? 

honestly? i’ve no fucking clue what an afterskiing is. is it like…a party after you go skiing? cause it sounds fun but i’m always exhausted after skiing, so…yes! yes to everything but the low rise jeans. those scare me. they can well stay in the 90′s please. PM: um, i guess? to an extent? i kinda mind my own and focus on my own shit, haha. but i’ve heard things from others and stuff, yeah. 

oh you definitely need to try that. when we get out of this house, i’m taking you to aspen. are you kidding me? i know they got like a bad reputation but i would seriously rock a 90s britney spears look. PM: as you should but maybe you spotted something while i was sick in bed. did a certain spiderman shoot his web (attention) towards another certain blonde?