How jocks tell time
Regular person: oh it’s 3:13 Jock: do you mean 3 days 16 hours 26 minutes and approximately 32 seconds before THE BIG GAME?
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How jocks tell time
Regular person: oh it’s 3:13 Jock: do you mean 3 days 16 hours 26 minutes and approximately 32 seconds before THE BIG GAME?

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the worst thing about college is that classes are either like
midterm - 30%
paper - 30%
final - 40%
or they’re like
attendance - 5%
participation - 10%
reading reactions (5 papers worth 2% each) - 10%
midterm - 20% (15% for grad students)
final paper rough draft - 5%
final paper - 15%
group presentation - 10%
final exam - 20% (25% for grad students)
stapling your papers in the correct corner - 2%
breathing - 8%
that’s it no in between
hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty
Not risking it
September 1 - November 2: Halloween
November 3 - November 14: Halloween mourning period
November 15 - November 31: Halloween half-mourning period, with turkeys
December 1 - December 10: Halloween quarter-mourning period, with festive music
Y’all won’t stop praising the devil eh?
Nope! Can’t get enough of it. I just… [clenches fist] love Christians telling me how rock hard their devil gets when I have zero interest in being one of them.

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ive been alive for almost twenty one years and im still…. shocked and offended every time it gets dark at 5pm
can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal
I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything
“Once you’ve met someone you never really forget them. It just takes a while for your memories to return.”

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every patronus hermione granger has ever produced was done with the memory of how it felt to deck malfoy right in his smug bastard face
lmao
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ayuliyana:
Just like in the game of chess.
in the psychological sense, this is very, very true. single men tend to be lonelier than everyone else in the world because they don’t have someone intimate to talk to. not “intimate” like “oh let’s get frisky,” but in the emotional sense. when a boy has a girl, if the relationship actually means something and if he lets his guard down and trusts the girl, he will talk to his girl about his problems, thoughts, dreams, etc. normally, guys tend to not have someone to talk to about such things, while girls do. girls talk to other girls and they get emotional support from each other. guys tend to not talk to their guy friends about such deep things in fear that they’d look like a wuss or something. and thus, which is why they happen to be lonelier than anyone else in the world.
also, when compared, a lonely boy will be judged more harshly than a lonely girl. when the scenarios are given: “Jane just moved to college and hasn’t formed any friends yet. She feels lonely. Sometimes, she even cries at night;” and “John just moved to college and hasn’t formed any friends yet. He feels lonely. Sometimes, he even cries at night,” everyone will usually sympathize more with Jane than with John. John will be told to “suck it up” and move on with his life.
thank you, Interpersonal Psychology.
true.
Twitter flaming Papa John’s over their NFL comment is one of the funniest things I’ve seen today
this is why courage was such an unsettling show…i just Knew !
but aren’t skin walkers just . … .. people..?
we don’t talk about those

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top reasons to get married
Firmly saying “That’s my wife!” and knock someone out in one punch
love i guess
The soccer gender pay gap is ridiculous
Assume I’m dead and rotting when this isn’t reblogged from my dash.
Update from April 2017: Source: CNN Money, http://money.cnn.com/2017/04/05/news/us-womens-soccer-equal-pay/index.html “The U.S. Women’s National Soccer Team is getting a raise, bigger bonuses and the same per diems as the men. The women’s team announced Wednesday that it had struck a new labor deal with U.S. Soccer, the sport’s governing body. For months, the women have said that their pay and treatment is unequal to the men’s team. The women will also get better hotel and travel accommodations and will be reimbursed for the years when their per diems were less than those of the men.” Finally some good news for the USWNT!
Reblogging with the bit that gives the outrage some closure.
Yaayyy