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cohabitating with your person is really like i can’t wait to get home so we can sit on our couch and watch our silly little shows what do you want me to pick up for dinner on the way home can you turn down the tv can you turn up the ac can you turn off the light can you come get in bed how did you dirty so many dishes in one day yes of course i will iron your shirt for you have seen my phone i made the coffee yesterday morning its your turn gib me a kiss before you leave how was your day how was work how does this outfit look stop what you’re doing and come kill this bug stop what you’re doing and come help me move the couch stop what you are doing and come lay on me like a weighted blanket i know you asked me to take out the trash but i forgot do you want to watch this with me or should i put headphones in add x to the grocery list can you look at this thing on my back can you rub my back no not like that what do you want for dinner what do you want for dinner what do you want for dinner here is your coffee here is your charger please take your tshirt out of your sweater before you throw it into the hamper i can’t stop laughing at the face you just made thank you for listening thank you for holding me when my tummy hurt thank you for walking the dogs what shoes should i wear with this your feet are so cold i hope you have a good day can you get me some water while you’re up what do you mean I can’t slap your butt while you’re walking up the stairs the craziest thing happened at work today the craziest thing happened on the drive home today if I make coffee will you drink some if I make x will you eat some your eyes are so pretty is that my shirt look at this look at that look at the dogs smell this can you smell that if you don’t stop singing the same three words from frozen i will yeet myself from this room may i have a hug may i have a kiss i’m sorry i snapped i’m sorry i burned dinner i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry are you cold i’m cold are you warm i’m warm can you help me carry the groceries in the dog threw up in the living room i love you i love you i love you so much no one else has ever driven me this crazy and i grew up with siblings don’t forget your lunch