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you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

he's so strong and flaccid @made2decay

thnx bae

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

skipping the ad isn't enough...... i need to banish it. i need to murder it. i need to stab it to death. i need to blow it the fuck up.

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

being an adult is so scary. i have to check every email i send 5 billion times in case i accidentally said “fuck you and your entire bloodline AND i hope your car catches on fire and explodes”. because that is somehow a probable scenario in my mind.

was i normal / forgivable / worth saving at the party last night? be honest haha 😂 🙈

god i need something so bad. but what is it

surely there has to be somebody on the internet who wants to give me $500,000 in exchange for nothing at all

The most embarrassing thing In my life is whenever I see people and they ask what I’ve been up to . Literally nothing ever . Im like ohh you know this and that …. The usual ..