styx in the river

spreading these occasionally would be nice…

As someone with major anxiety who can’t fucking stop themself from scrolling, i appreciate posts like this

all my haters become cicaders when i enter the summer of success

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

begin writing sentence -> begin describing historical activity -> three hours of research -> one sentence finished -> repeat

Idiots

Insta killstreak

wait wait okay I have discovered people visiting the US for the first time and treating Yellow School Bus like a celebrity sighting and this is so pure and great. Yellow School Bus like in the movies is real.

My toxic trait is that if I find a product I like I want to keep using the same product forever. It's not even brand loyalty. It's called stop changing and discontinuing everything.

Is there anything worse than talking to a non-Tumblr friend about something, and KNOWING that there's a PERFECT Tumblr reference for the situation they're describing to you but it would take 10 minutes of convoluted explanations to set up, and not only would they probably not laugh at the end but also they would definitely look at you different after.

Theyre right how AM I gonna be an octopus about this

& is a great symbol because i've never met anyone who correctly draws it. abstract art ass symbol