It is what it is

Me: *hear the first chord of If I could fly* Me: that’s fucked up

the worst thing about harry’s performance of iicf is that i can’t listen to it without having to listen to his 9 hour throat clear before louis’ solo

We all been there girl..

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

We interviewed her, obviously.

martin i cannot believe any of this is actually happening

Chris how the hell do you think I feel

This is absolutely great😂

i said whoever called niall ugly your moms a hoe

The face of a man who knows the answer but doesn’t want to say it