We're all mad here..

Hozier by Christian Tierney (2019)

He gave himself a sharpie tattoo of Anna.

Rami Malek brought the teeth with him to the golden globes

“they’re in my pocket.”

“Hi, my name’s Hank, this is Marge.  We just moved onto the building and wanted to introduce ourselves.”

One and the Same - The Clouds

RAMI MALEK for Esquire UK (2018), ph. Ash Reynolds.

Aries: Defense Against the Dark Arts I know how absolutely cliche this is, but it’s just perfect for Aries. Not only are they learning something fast-paced, they’re learning something practical. It appeals to their quick-mindedness, but also their desire to succeed. Taurus: Study of Ancient Runes I feel like Taurus would just be extremely fascinated by the history of the wizarding world, and would enjoy something antique and interesting like Ancient Runes.  Gemini: Alchemy Alchemy is very complex and mechanical, and I feel like a Gemini would be so intrigued by it. Since it’s a specialized subject, they would probably have to take in and learn difficult information quickly, which is perfect. Cancer: Potions Potions really suits Cancer, because while it’s pretty mechanical, it can also be a very intuitive art. They would be mesmerized by the actual process of creating and by the possibilities of future potions. Leo: Flying Lessons Risky, fun, competitive… Leo all around. They would love the adrenaline rush and work hard to be best in class. Virgo: Herbology Herbology is very tedius, earthy, and time consuming, which I think is just perfect for Virgo. My Virgo mother is always planting trees and working in her garden, so it seemed the perfect fit! Libra: Charms Why wouldn’t Libra be charms? It’s absolutely perfect for them. It’s entertaining and clever, yet could be used in the real world. Scorpio: Transfiguration Transfiguration is difficult and transformative, which just screams Scorpio to me. Plus McGonagall teaches that class, and I think all of the Scorpio students would just adore her dry humor and toughness. Sagittarius: Care of Magical Creatures It always irritated me that Hermione and Harry seemed so uninterested in Care of Magical creatures. You are literally seeing creatures out of books you’ve read. I think that Sags would have a natural affinity with animals, and would love learning about them. Capricorn: Arithmancy This class is tricky, time consuming, and all around challenging, but fascinating. 100% Cap. Aquarius: Astronomy  Aquas would love how this class is informative and scientific, and yet somewhat enigmatic and dreamy. I always associate Aquas with space, so this was an easy fit. Pisces: Divination  Pisces would just be all about crystal balls and tea leaf readings. They like the superstitious and subconscious, so they would have a natural affinity for it. I bet a lot of Pisces would end up as Divination professors, fortune tellers, or seers. For all of you HP nerds out there, I hope you enjoyed this as much as I enjoyed writing it!

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