Fancy That

Holy Trinity

also the whole 'straight actors can't play gay characters' thing is actually damaging and harmful to me personally because what if i want to watch anne hathaway kiss more women. what about that huh

I think it’s funny how the last panel is a pretty good representation of what would happen

catholic guilt vs protestant belief in your own inherent superiority, fight

wait no I just remembered a few hundred years of history I take this post back

you just KNOW that if Bella had idk, worn eyeshadow? edward would have been like “oh, i can’t read the WHORE’S mind. that’s weird. anyways” and the book would have ended right there.

maybe you should kiss a cat on its tiny little head then you'll feel better

ptah! ptah!! hair in my mouf

update : i got the job

And that is how you do it.

the difference between tumblr and twitter is that pretty much everyone on tumblr needs some kind of compassionate intervention in their lives, but at a low background level. Twitter has 99% normies succumbing to internet brainrot and 1% just the most outlandish personalities you’ve ever seen. 

your average tumblr personality is a shaking dog in a Sarah McLachlan appeal, with enough time and care they can be rehabilitated and placed in a loving home. your average big-time twitter account should be sent to a prison colony on the moon

how quickly we forget our past on this site…

Oh my god the power when you just do not care anymore