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Mike Driver
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Stranger Things
Fai_Ryy
Discoholic šŖ©
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
#extradirty
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@madame-smiley
Hm. I must say, I was very anti-sport before but after being on tumblr.com for a while I definitely identify with jocks. Unlike nerds, theyāve never made me read sherlock mpreg miscarriage on the Harry Potter train AU Masterposts. They only wanna kick their balls and take booty pics. Iām sorry i took u for granted, jocks
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Anyone who reblogs this post before April 30th will get a mood board based off their blog
I wanna make mood boards but Iām running low on ideas (no nsfw blogs)
OKAY SIT DOWN SHUT UP, WEāRE GONNA TALK COLORS
THIS IS SAPPHIRE
THIS IS TEAL
THIS IS PERIWINKLE
THIS IS AZURE
Ā AND THIS IS TURQUOISE
WONDER WHY THOSE ALL DONāT LOOK LIKE THE SAME COLOR? BECAUSE THEY ARE NOTĀ
OTHER THAN BEING PART OF THE SAME FAMILY OF BLUES, THEY ARE NOT ALL THE SAMEĀ FUCKING COLOR! WHY WOULD THEY ALL BE THE SAME FUCKING COLOR! DO YOU THINK WE JUST NAME NEW COLORS FOR KICKS!?!?!?
WHEN DESCRIBING A CHARACTERāS GOD FORSAKEN EYE COLOR, PICKĀ ONEĀ YA GODDAMN HIPPIE
As someone who is colourblind this post is fucking hilarious because they are in fact all the same fucking colour
@madame-smiley
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why are we like this?
@doobiehero @madame-smiley
my mom uses sweet bro and hella jeff magnets to tell me if the dishes are clean or dirty
update: sheās now also puttingĀ āpositivityā on our fridgeĀ
she has no idea what sweet bro and hella jeff is
2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasionĀ
The donut chainĀ created the special āDouble Hundred Dozenā as part of its new āOccasionsā offering which caters to large scale events and parties.Ā
#āhello yes i would like 2400 donutsā#ā okay sir what event are you hosting?ā#āthe event is called āi am going to eat 2400 donutsā ā
corn snakes are notĀ lap snakes; give them anything less than 100% of your attention for 15 seconds and theyāve gone over your shoulder, through your blankets, rearranged their tank, texted your ex, hailed a cab, and stolen the declaration of independence
@madame-smiley
style has come to a new high
@madame-smiley
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social network for babies and theres just tons of one word posts likeĀ āblanketā and 9 babies like the post
Today the Department of Awesome Natural Wonders is smitten with this love lobster, who was discovered with a heart-shaped formation of barnacles on its back. Romance among crustaceans is alive and well.Ā
[via Neatorama]
crusty heart was always one of the less popular care bear cousinsā¦ but he is good and kind
the sorting hat: you can go in Slytherin or Ravenclaw, which do you want?
me: which will make people trust me unquestioningly?
the sorting hat: the answer is Ravenclaw but because you asked that way you're going in Slytherin
me: that's fair.
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HERE COME SOME SPECIAL BOYS
Look at that pancake go. :]
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The ongoing saga of Harker and the stapler
My ball python, Harker, is really scared of this one stapler.
Every time he sees it, he balls up.
I was grading today and sure enough, the stapler was still scary.
However, for the first time, I introduced a second stapler!
He was nervous at firstā¦Ā
But it didnāt take him long to warm up to it.
Pretty soon it became his best friend!
There was nothing the new stapler couldnāt do!
Including protecting him from the other stapler.
The moral of the story?
My snake is a weirdo.
Update: Today I took Harker to my office, where he met another stapler.
He was fairly apathetic at first, but eventually they got on pretty well!
This stapler was smaller than either of the others, but one thing was sure: this stapler was definitely not scary!
Am I any closer to understanding my snakeās strange relationship with staplers?
Absolutely not.
UPDATE: itās 2016 and Iām pleased to announce that heās FINALLY gotten over his fear of the stapler!
He likes it now!
Tell him Iām proud of him
This post is so pure!
iām more and more convinced that the defining characteristic of pythons is āAfraid of The Thingā
Little kids recreatingĀ āHonor to Us Allā. It is the cutest thing youāll see today! THEY DO THE GRANDMA!
