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Even if you get frequently misgendered by people, or they disrespect your pronouns, you are still valid and you still matter to a whole lot of people you may not realize.

yesterday i had a dream that i got a call from an IRS scam ring and all i could say was the word “hello” in an increasingly confused and distressed raspy voice, during which they switched between at least two agents before i hung up. turns out when i woke up that it was not a dream and i really did answer the phone and just yell “hello” about 15 times at some IRS scammers while half asleep

Additionally; me: *waiting for the subway* intrusive thoughts: what if you jumped me: it would cause a four hour delay while they pick your body parts out of the rails you fucking prick, can we please for once get on public transit without going through this

Also; Me: *walking along a busy road* intrusive thoughts: What if you just fell over in front of this truck? Me: It would back up traffic all fucking night and probably hurt a lot of people you prick.

Gosh. I never have thoughts like this

didnt ask but that sounds nice

Me: *walking down the stairs* Intrusive Thought: I could throw myself down these flight of stairs and leave more time for everyone else! Me: Or you end up with a broken wrist and sprain ankle you dickhead keep walking

Me: *driving on a bridge* Intrusive thoughts: I could just drive straight into that lake and finish it right now. Me: You asshole, this is a new car. Just fucking keep going like everyone else you prick.

oh my god,^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I needed this

me: taking a bath intrusive thoughts: h- me: im not drowning myself chill

Main motivation to succeed: •youtube prank channels that straight up traumatise people don’t deserve more success than u

You used this to motivate me to do stuff it works wonders

it’s…called your funny bone…

that gif tho 

It’s not a bone actually- it’s a nerve that is exposed, specifically the ulnar nerve. The reason it feels so weird to hit it is that it’s not designed to deliver pain signals, so when you hit it it just wiggs out and sends Garbage signals to the brain, and the brain is just like “uh, dude- Ulnar, what the hell is this garbage?? You’re supposed to curl a finger and a half, and move some muscles in the forearm, why are you sending me this crap? How am I supposed to make this into sensory output?” And the Ulnar nerve is just like “dude dude dude, brain- what the hell is going on?!?” And the brain goes- “idiot. Fine. You’re on fire, freezing and being electrocuted. Happy?” And the Ulnar goes “holy crap brain!! I’m on fire, freezing and being electrocuted! What am I going to do!!??!” And the brain says “you’re an idiot ulnar. A damn idiot.”

wonder woman really is the best movie of all time like it really did that

amidst all this celebration i hope we can also take a sec to remember Ramsey Orta who will be in prison for another 3.5 years for simply catching clear police brutality on tape, and i hope we can remember all the people that we don’t know about who have been effectively silenced and imprisoned for trying to reveal corruption within government 

Ramsey Orta found rat poison in his food, so he doesn’t trust prison meals, and is only eating pre-wrapped snacks from the commissary,  WHEN they let him have access to the money on his books.  They’re trying to break him and kill him,  All because he filmed police killing Eric Garner.   Don’t forget about Ramsey Orta and his family.  This is the official page for information on his well-being and donation efforts. 

I finally understand what blink-182 means.