Ultra Facts from Ultrafacts

this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.

WITCHCRAFT

i dont get this

i’m too impressed right now to try this 

I WILL HAVE ALL THE KITTY FRIENDS

so important.

I still need to know what dog this is

Holy shit.

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW

MOUSE

THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!

It looks like a Pokémon

Look at its tiny teeth this is horrifying

Actually it’s been proven that our brain restricts our muscles unconsciously due to the fact that our muscles are powerful enough to rip themselves from our bones by tearing ligaments and the like if they ever contracted at full strength. Sources I’ve seen say roughly only a third of your true muscle strength is usable at any one time no matter how hard you exert yourself. There have been reports of women lifting cars to save children and people lifting half-ton chunks of rock (it was only an inch or two in the report I saw, but it freed him from being tumbled off of a rock face by letting it slide over him while he lifted). The human body is more amazing than most people have come to learn yet. 

Well this was shockingly enlightening.

oh.my.god

Want