science is a liar sometimes

my last two brain cells in self-isolation

dogs are like i will lay down and huff sadly while staring balefully at you until you feel guilty and give me food. cats are like hey mom oh nice cereal don’t mind if i do! with their little criminal faces already in your fucking bowl

me walking to my room after someone makes fun ov somethin im insecure about

i will never get over that montage of frank nearly choking to death and the gang calmly observing him while soft piano music plays in the bg

one please... one rock of crack... one crack rock

Why did Mr Krabs shit out a wheel at the end

have you not seen the episode?

Oh right I forgot about the hit spongebob episode “Mr Krabs Shits Wheels”

world heritage post

if I had a 450hp fan, this is exactly the sort of shit I would get up to

im gonna say this once, and u can quote me on this. mac’s a bottom.