Fair Game

when the 60s said miniskirts with knee-high boots they were right

I had a bagel so naturally I am now immune to pain sickness death etc

how can you tell me that soulmates aren't real when you've turned to look at a loved one and made faces at each other when someone says something funny or stupid and your first instinct is to look at them and stare at each other in amusement. love is real

life is very simple you see. the goal is to look at good things (your personal email which contains tracking info on your packages) and not look at bad things (your work email that contains evil messages)

The fact that 2021 begun with a sea shanty renaissance and three months later ships are back on the 1700 trade routes is, actually, extremely funny.

onion, garlic, scallion, shallot, leek, chives

Im tired of pretending. So im just gonna say it: i love grocery shopping