i will love you, unconditionally

Then lets hit the town….I mean woods.  [With a skip in his step, he lead the way out of the coven]  Now…how to best locate the tallest tree.

I don't suppose we have time to climb them all, so… Would the tallest tree be the oldest one?

That sounds…[She made a face] Disgusting. You must be a werewolf, then. 

Oh, no, I'm a witch.

Right, you probably have to leave town to find a turkey though.

And am I allowed? I promise not to hijack the RV and take it to a Wendy's or something.

Are you sure you’re a werewolf?  I’m thinking that you might actually be a mind reader.

I was going to do it either way. I love climbing trees.

So many things to pee on, right? It’s hard to pick just one.  Or…maybe it isn’t.  Wanna go on an adventure to find the tallest tree in the forest?

Oh, hell yeah. And see who can climb to the tallest branch first?

Hey, man.  White Castle is the KING when it comes to fast food. Fuck that McDonalds shit.  Although, now that you mention it…ugh.  It sucks that we’re in Maine and there is literally nothing around us except moose.

And trees. Don't forget the trees. Also known as heaven for a werewolf like myself. 

[He scratched his chin.] I’m not sure. I don’t think anyone would care, really. But I hear the moose and bear population is pretty good up here. Is that something more up your alley?

Why would I want moose and bear on Thanksgiving? That is definitely not in the traditional spirit of the holiday.

I think you can. But if I were you, i;d just save the time and go to the kitchen and ask for a turkey. 

Where's the fun in that though? It's the thrill of the chase, of the hunt. The taste of fresh blood on my tongue.

You wouldn’t wanna eat wild turkey, anyway.  It’s tough and gamey.  Try hunting a moose.  Now that’s a fight I would love to see.

A fight that I would easily win. And it's not Thanksgiving without turkey. Though, I suppose, we could always just stop at White Castle.

Well life does involve many exciting things Miss Mack. 

Annoying things, really. Being cooped up in here isn't exactly fun.

My apologies, Mack. I hope things have been comfortable with your stay so far.

As comfortable as they'll ever be.