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Take me to snurch (snail church) I’ll worship like a snog (snail dog) at the shrine of your snife (snail life)

air bud (they/them) (yes im still talking about the dog from the movie) has been killed in a 38-car pileup. it was their fault

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

i heard theyre casting jacob elordi as white gilgamesh

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

Me and the guys at the gym making biscuits on each other and meowing

This clip causes irreparable damage to my brain yet also fully cleanses and heals my soul

i hate that mf so much... we gotta *remembers i dont believe in the death penalty* ...make fun of them *remembers that lolcowing is bad* in a private groupchat *remembers i need to lower my screentime and focus on exams* ... of carrier pigeons