who am i

Well, I’d love to hear it sometime if you change your mind. What’s it about? If you don’t mind me asking…

N-No… I-I um.. -mumbles.- anorexia. But they’re lying.

*writes A-N-O-R-E-X-I-A on notebook* That's a nice word. What does it mean?

I um.. no nurses, okay? I just passed out, its fine. 

A-actually, I didn’t like eggs very much so…

Aye, yer a blether alright. Ye talk too much for yer own good. Ye dinnae sleep? How can ye fight the zombies if ye dinnae sleep?

-stays limp for a moment or two before waking up- Wh-what?

Mademoiselle, are you alright? One second you were talking, and the next you fell!

You write? That’s wonderful, I bet it’s great…you ermm…don’t need anyone to read through it do you? I’d happily oblige. Oh, I’m Emma by the way, it’s short for Emiliana.

No...no, thank you.

What the fuck is a “goonie”? 

It's a nightgown, didnae ken that?

That’s cool! Lots of people write about love these days!

Absolutely. Especially the Children of the Revolution.

…Madam? N-no one’s called me that before. -sways once before fainting-

Never? Why, that wo- Oh!

A story about love? Are you a writer?

Ha, good one. 

Good what? Last year was 1900 and now it's 1901.

Oh, uh… Are you sure? I wasn’t even alive in the 1500’s. Well, maybe in a past life if that’s possible, but…

Of course. I'm sure I'd ken the year I live in. Dinnae teach yer Granny tae suck eggs!

Ermm…hello? What have you got going on there?

Ehm...it's a story I've written. Nothing too great, though.

I-I..

Madame, do you need help?

What did you finish with?

It's my...story. About love.

I’m not even 100% sure it’s really 2014. I don’t feel any different. 

Um, 2014? It's 1901.