beautiful psychopath

It’s a nightgown, didnae ken that?

You're ridiculous, oh my god. This is ridiculous.

Isn’t that thoughtful of them!

Thoughtful of Apolline, really. Marcus is just trying to win me over again.

If yer sleepy, why don’t ye gang and change into yer goonie? Get some sleep before ye fall and hurt yourself.

What the fuck is a "goonie"? 

What is this vague idea you have?

Why should I tell you?

Only the best person you could ever hope to meet, obviously.

Right... obviously. I should have guessed, I'm such an idiot.

You look like the type of person who would go finding stuff like that just to be such a Gossip girl, too bad you don’t act that way. Know who did it?

I'm no gossip girl, Sherlock, I collect information for myself and myself only. Not yet, but I have a vague idea.

Has anyone seen Roxy? She’s supposed to be here too… I can’t find her.

Who is Roxy?

Not by choice, I just never had the chance. I was never invited to parties, or to go drinking, or to get… intimate with a girl. Dependance is a scary thing. I dunno, maybe there is something. I just don’t know if there can be. But religious, no. I don’t attend church or anything of that ordeal.

Bummer. You've been missing out.

Tell me if you find out. Seems like someone I’d like to know more about.

I'll let you know, yeah.

To answer your question, no. Drug virgin. Actually, life virgin. Oh God, definitely not a Puritan.

Life virgin - by choice? Drug virgin - obviously by choice, with the whole scary dependence thing. Interesting. It's a shame you're not a Puritan, though. Are you religious at all? Religious people are so fun to mess with.

I think that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard of someone doing in quite awhile. 

And the funniest thing I've heard in months. I want to find out who it was.